16 and the pseudo 16

16 and the pseudo 16

How to differentiate from a 16 yr old kid studying in a secondary school and a pseudo 16 but in fact 22 year old guy studying in a university

16 yr old: double "toot toot" low tone sound when he taps the EZ link on the bus
pseudo 16: single "toot" high pitch tone when he taps the EZ link on the bus

16 yr old: His parents pay for his meal when eating at Ding Tai Feng or Fei Cui
pseudo 16: He pays for his own meal when eating at Ding Tai Feng or Fei Cui

16 yr old: He goes for tuition
pseudo 16: He gives the tuition

16 yr old: His money comes from his parents
pseudo 16: His money comes from work

16 yr old: Holidays mean fun
pseudo 16: Holidays mean looking for a part time job

16 yr old: His longest holiday is only 1 month
pseudo 16: His longest holiday is only 3 months

16 yr old: He bullies the relief teacher
pseudo 16: He is the relief teacher being bullied

16 yr old: "s" is just an alphabet or a short term use to scold people "ass"
pseudo 16: "s" is an orbital occupied by an electron

16 yr old: He who wears like if he is going to orchard when going to Jurong Point
pseudo 16: He who wears like normal when going to Jurong Point

16 yr old: Cashcard is use to buy soft drinks from vending machine
pseudo 16: Cashcard is use to pay for the ERP while driving

16 yr old: He who dreams about learning how to drive
pseudo 16: He who dreams about buying a car after learning how to drive

16 yr old: Needs to show his NRIC when watching a movie rated NC16
pseudo 16: Needs to show his NRIC when watching a movie rated R21

16 yr old: Have no freaking idea what insurances are
pseudo 16: Sloths to pay insurance

16 yr old: Joins NCC
pseudo 16: Join SAF

16 yr old: Changes his phone every month or so
pseudo 16: Changes his phone every 2 years or until he lost one

16 yr old: His parents pay for his bills
pseudo 16: He pays for his parent's bills

16 yr old: Thinks that Orchard is the best place to shop
pseudo 16: Thinks that Taiwan or Hong Kong is the best place to shop

16 yr old: Scoring 'A' means getting 70 and above in exams only
pseudo 16: Scoring 'A' means doing better then the guy next to you

16 yr old: Force to study subjects which doesnt interest him
pseudo 16: Free to choose to study subjects which interest him

16 yr old: Uses the crystals given by the lab assistant during chemistry practical lesson
pseudo 16: Makes the crystals for the students before chemistry practical lesson

16 yr old: Is given a periodic table for reference
pseudo 16: Memorises the periodic table

16 yr old: Gets $100 red packet money
pseudo 16: Gets $10 red packet money

16 yr old: Goes oversea with his parents
pseudo 16: Goes oversea with his friends or alone

16 yr old: Drinks coffee cuz he thinks starbuck coffees are nice to drink
pseudo 16: Drinks coffee cuz he needs starbuck coffees to stay awake

16 yr old: Works at MacDonald in December
pseudo 16: Buys from the 16 yr old part-timer working at MacDonald in December

16 yr old: Thinks that $3 per hour is woah and $6 per hour is double woah!
pseudo 16: Thinks only stupid works for $3 per hour and rejects $6 per hour

16 yr old: Pretends to sleep on the bus when a pregnant lady is next to him
pseudo 16: Offers his seat to a pregnant lady standing next to him